#1. It is my responsibility as an American citizen to watch ALL the debates to be sure that I am making an educated decision when it comes time to cast my vote.
# 2. I missed out on hearing John "Old Wrinkled Politician" refer to the typical middle class man as "Joe Plumber" (is he related to Joe Six-Pack? Must be. I think I dated a Joe Plumber once...).
An finally, the biggest reason I am upset that I missed the debate:
I didn't get to feast my eyes on this:

...and laugh my ass off for the rest of the night!
Did I mention I was doing a DIORAMA?
Damn second grade! If I vote for the wrong guy I am totally blaming Mrs. M.!
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