Sexting, The Jonas Brothers and a New Pair of Uggs

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Another EdenFantasys.com Review and Giveaway!!

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SEXIS Article # 2--Auto-Erotic Autonomy: Women & Self-Image

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EdenFantasys.com SEXIS Article Review - Sex and Pregnancy: A Short Guide to Getting Off When You’re Knocked Up

Don't worry people, there will be an item review and giveaway coming up again soon, but today I have something a little different for you from EdenFantasys.com, my very first ARTICLE review from the new section of their site called SEXIS, which is a great resource for articles containing anything from sex tips to sex education. There you will find a a fantastic selection of good reading, either for educational or entertainment purposes. If you are looking for a place to find informational and informative articles about sex that aren't too cold and medical, then SEXIS is the place to go. Seriously, you are going to want to check it out. Plus, there is a forum community where you can post your questions or comments on the articles. I will be an active member over there now that I am reviewing articles (and possibly writing some too), so I would love for you guys to join in on the discussions!

"I believe the public is ready to accept that a pregnant woman can be a sexual, desirable woman."

— Nina Hartley

The quote above kicks off the article Sex and Pregnancy: A Short Guide to Getting it On When You're Knocked Up. As you can already see by the title, this isn't your momma's article on sex during pregnancy. The author gives you the straight story on what is appropriate (and not) in the sack while you have a bun in the oven. And rather than simply delve into the basic information that many other articles go into, it even goes into different positions, masturbation and problems with body image and sexual desire. As most mothers know, the pregnant body is a crazy and mysterious place, and sometimes it is not all that easy for us to understand the changes taking place. This article outlines all these changes and how to face them head-on without sacrificing you and your partner's love life. The piece also goes into sex after childbirth, which can be even harder for women to deal with. It provides insight on how to cope with the changes that have taken place due to pregnancy, as well as how to bring the romance back after possibly a long hiatus from intimacy.

Go ahead and check out the article for yourself, and while you are there, browse around and read some of the other articles that range from sex culture and sex news. You might find that SEXIS is your new number one sex guide on the internet. And don't forget to join the forums and get in on the discussions.

Coming up soon will be another EdenFantasys.com product review and giveaway and keep a look out for my second article review next week!

Way More Exciting Than the Oscars, Without Seth Rogen and James Franco

Hold on to your hats folks, because I am about to announcer the winners of the three giveaways I sponsored last week. Three lucky folks will be surfing away from my blog today as winners of a pair of shoes, a do-it-yourself photo book and a large, intimidating vibrator. Where else on the internet can you get that much diversity, really? Who knows what I will give away next week? Bongs? The Bumpit? A girl can only dream...

On to the winners.

(By the way, I used Random.org to choose the winners, but I don't know how to do that screenshot thingy and Jim used to tell me how to do that stuff, so I couldn't get you any proof that I did, indeed, go there and randomly choose a winner. So you're just gonna have to trust me. Having said that, all three winners just happen to be friends of mine, two actually in real life, so now I am really kicking myself that I didn't find out how to do the stupid screenshot. Fuck. Please don't hold an uprising and cry foul, OK? I swear on my dildo collection that these people won fair and square.)

OK, the winner of the See Kai Run Giveaway is...

Erica T.!

Erica is an old friend of mine from college and her daughter is just adorable! She chose the pair of Stella shoes from the See Kai Run line for her little girl and I know they are going to look just fabulous on her. Congratulations Erica!!

The winner of the Zoom Album Giveaway is...

My very own He Blogs, She Blogs partner in crime Captain Dumbass!

The Captain said that he would fill his album with pictures of his famous grilled cheese porn, inspired by me (don't ask, long story), so I am pretty stoked that he won. I am secretly hoping that he will then send me the book as a memento of our friendship, but that's just wishful thinking. Congrats my friend!

And finally, the winner of the EdenFantasys.com Giveaway and the proud owner of a BRAND NEW, ahem, Double Bunny Rotating Vibe Vibrator is...

Mel from Mommydoodles!

Some of you may know that Mel designed my blog and did a kick-ass job, and she is also my friend in real life. We went to high school together, so she knew me before I was the famous (yeah right) mom blogger that I am today. She also just had a baby four months ago so I think she is properly deserving of this fine piece of equipment. Congrats Mel, and enjoy *wink *wink.

So that's all she wrote friends. Congratulations to all the winners and be sure to keep your eyes and ears peeled for more giveaways, cause like I said, you never know what could be next...

You just might find yourself the proud owner of this:

You know you want it.

The Grand Finale: EdenFantasys.com Review and Giveaway (Adults Only) And Please Joe, Look Away...

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The Giveaway Spree Continues: Zoom Album Review and Giveaway!

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See Kai Run Review and Giveaway!

Good morning folks, and welcome to Day 1 of the week of giveaways here at The Wise (*Young*) Mommy! Today we have a review of a pair of See Kai Run shoes that I was lucky enough to receive for my 2 1/2-year-old daughter. This is the second pair I have had the pleasure to review and the third pair that we have owned, and they did not disappoint, just like the others!

Here is my princess modeling her new shoes, that she absolutely ADORES:

As you can see, it wasn't hard for me to get her to "strike a pose," seeing that all I said was "smile and say cheese" and this is what she did. I think I am in major trouble.

Here are some close-ups of these sassy sandals:


And yes, my daughter does request that her toenails remain painted YEAR ROUND. Hello? MINE aren't even painted...

I LOVE these shoes. See Kai Run makes the best quality, leather, soft rubber soled shoes that provide a great, comfortable fit and a sturdy option for your infant or toddler's growing little tootsies. They have a huge selection of sneakers, sandals and crib shoes. Their "Smaller" collection is for babies ages 0-18 months and their "See Kai Run" line is sizes 3-9. They also have a collection of shoes for older children ages 4-8 called "Eleven" but those will not be included in my giveaway. However, they are worth looking at if you have an older kid because they are gorgeous as well.

So here's the fun part. Go to the See Kai Run web site, take a look around and pick out a pair of shoes from the Smaller or See Kai Run collection that you would like to own. Come back here and leave a comment with the pair you would like if you win, and next week I will draw a winner! It's that simple. However, if you want extra entries, here are all the things you can do to increase your chances of winning:

1. Tweet about the giveaway with a link to my post

2. Mention the giveaway with a link to my post on your own blog

Simply e-mail me after you have done either (or both) of the above and I will put you down for another entry for each. So everyone has a chance for as many as three entries per person! Chances for entries will close Friday, February 20th, so be sure to get them in and e-mail me to let me know.

Good luck to everyone and come back tomorrow for my Zoom Album review and giveaway!

Rock on!

Celebrating 20,000 Visitors - A Giveaway Spree!

First of all, have you voted for He Blogs, She Blogs?

I hope so, and if you haven't, you have until Sunday to e-mail your choice for Jim's replacement for He Blogs, She Blogs. If you haven't read all the submissions, click here, and here, and here, and...here. Read, bask in the delicious blogging prowess of my suitors and then let me know who you think takes the cake. Then they get to eat it...yum. The winner is going to be announced on Monday, and the following Monday the lucky victim will start his HBSB duties. We're gonna rock out with our cocks out and you're not going to want to miss it.

You know what else you aren't going to want to miss? My INCREDIBLE WEEK OF GIVEAWAYS!! Yes, I said a WHOLE WEEK of giveaways. Well, actually three days, but still, that's pretty freakin' awesome, if you ask me. A couple of weeks ago, I hit 20,000 visitors, so in honor of that, I am giving away a bevvy of booty. And the booty that's up for grabs? Simply irresistible.

And on that note...



Can I just tell you how much I wanted to be one of those long-legged, ruby-lipped beauties back in the day? There was just something about that slicked back dark hair, light skin and those painted pouts that made me yearn to be one of Robert Palmers harem.

Anyway, I digress...

So the first giveaway will be on TUESDAY, for a pair of See Kai Run shoes for your baby or toddler. Julie from See Kai Run was generous enough to send me these little beauties for my princess:
Can you say FETCHING and ADORABLE? I have absolutely been in love with See Kai Run's line of baby and toddler friendly footwear since my toddler was a baby, and now I have the pleasure of giving my second pair away to one of my readers. On Tuesday, I will show you some pictures of these gorgeous kicks on my daughter and a full review, and all you have to do is visit their site, pick out a pair that you want and come back and comment with your choice. There will also be other ways to earn more entries, so be sure to come back and find out how to increase your chances of winning a pair of these comfy, cute shoes for your munchkin.

THEN on THURSDAY, we have a review of this super cool product that I was sent called Zoom Albums. Zoom Albums are little kits that allow you to make your own handy dandy portable photo albums from your digital pictures and take it from me, you are going to want to check this out. They sent me a sample and it was one of the neatest little things I have ever seen for showing off your kids (or your nude photos of yourself, whatever.) They also have a really cool affiliate program that allows you to earn money by referring friends and family to try them out. Cool product and the ability to make some moolah? Where do I sign up??

And finally, the grand finale of giveaways will be on FRIDAY, when I will do a product review for EdenFantasys , a fantastic adult toy store with a huge selection of bedroom accoutrements that will make you breathless with desire. Yeah, I'll just say that I'm lucky I am broke, cause otherwise we would have a rather large shipment arriving next week. But Drew from EdenFantasys was kind enough to let me pick out my personal fave to try out and share with you. Then you lucky readers will get to enter for the chance to win one for yourself. Feel free to check out their site by clicking on the ad or the scrolling discreet massagers found on my left sidebar to get a sneak peek. Enjoy, my friends...

So that's all for now. I hope you all enjoy your weekends and come back on Monday for the big announcement of the winner of the He Blogs, She Blogs blog-off. Then we will kick off the week of giveaways and get drunk on mojitos and eat nachos till we puke. It's gonna be RAD.

And since I am feeling nostalgic, I will leave you with this little gem:



Try getting that out of your head.

You're welcome ;)

Tooting My Own Horn, an Announcement and an Award

TOOT TOOT!

I have lost five pounds-YAY! However, I feel like I have lost more because I have been circuit training and have really firmed and toned a lot. I have a new diet secret that I am not going to unveil until I know for sure that it is actually contributing to my weight loss. And because it's really weird. But stay tuned, because I may just let you in on it. If you are good little readers...and leave me lots of comments and sentiments of adoration.

Next, I would like to announce that I will be doing another See Kai Run giveaway for their new spring line! Yee-ha! It was a big hit last time so I contacted the lovely Julie over at their marketing department, who told me I could go on with my bad self and do another one. She is awesome and gets the "Cool Booty" award. So now I have to pick out a pair for my daughter to review and I will let you all know what she thinks of them and give you the opportunity to win some for your own munchkin. Keep your eye out for the official announcement, coming soon.

And finally, I got a really cool award from the even cooler and obviously misguided Moonspun over at Moonspun Spins, because this is what the award means:

This award shows the values that every blogger shows in his or her effort to transmit cultural, literal, ethical and personal values every day.

I am not exactly sure that I transmit all that much cultural, ethical or personal values through this blog in all my discussions of dildos, boobs and girl crushes, but I will humbly accept this award anyway, because # 1. Who turns down an award? and #2. Moonspun is awesome so anything from her is cool in my book.

Oh yeah, and it's pretty.The rules:

1) Accept the award and post it on your blog along with the name of the person who gave you the award.

2) Pass it on to (15) bloggers that you know who deserve it.

Since I have two children and three jobs, I am only passing this to five. I hope you forgive me.

1. Carolyn from Carolyn...Online

2. Kaui from How to Party With an Infant

3. Ron from Clark Kent's Lunchbox

4. Ed from FitDad

5. Matt from DC Urban Dad

These bloggers, in my opinion, share a lot of cultural, ethical and/or personal values with their blog, so I think it is only fitting to make sure they receive this award. They all are also uber-cool and have tons to offer the bloggging world, so check them out. They also all happen to be hot. That is just a coincidence.

Everybody have an awesome weekend!

See Kai Run Giveaway Winner!!

The winner of the See Kai Run shoe giveaway is:

Kristy from Mommy in Pink!

Congratulations Kristy! I will be sending you an e-mail to let you know you are the winner and all you need to do is send me what style and size you want!

Thank you everyone for participating. I am excited to do another giveaway, hopefully soon. Keep coming back and I'll keep giving stuff away!

Nouveau Riche University

If you are looking to change careers, and have ever thought about going into the real estate market, you will want to check out Noveau Riche University. Their programs are designed to create real estate investors, not just teach abstract concepts and facts. They provide hands-on training and the support a student needs to get started.

You get to choose the type of program and how you want to learn the vital aspects of real estate development to hit the ground running in the market. You will be surrounded by a variety of different people with different backgrounds, but with the same goals--to be successful and make money. There are various learning paths you can choose from and Nouveau Riche will help you choose by having you fill out a personal preferences questionnaire, so they can recommend the best program depending on your time frame, finances and availability.

Nouveau Riche's Real Estate College is based on an educational process known as Instructional System Design. This method of learning has been proven to be highly successful at preparing students for real-life situations and optimizing the learning process. You will also be a part of the Noveau Riche community and have access to countless resources that will help you reach your goals.

So if you are ready to change your life and your career path today, head over to Nouveau Riche Real Estate College and get started today!

See Kai Run Review and Giveaway--YEEEAAAH!!

Hooray! It is officially time for my very first giveaway in honor of me hitting 10,000 visitors. I am totally psyched to have had the opportunity to review a pair of See Kai Run shoes for my 2-year-old daughter. If you haven't heard of See Kai Run, they have an incredible line of flexible soled shoes for infants and toddlers that are not only great for their feet, but are super adorable and stylish. The shoes I chose for my daughter to try were the Melody design and they did not disappoint.

They are so incredibly adorable; so much cuter than your typical Mary Jane. The leather is so soft and supple and the black rubber flexible sole is sturdy, yet allows for comfort of movement and proper support of her little growing tootsies. I am seriously in love with these shoes. And my daughter is too. She was so excited when they came in the mail and just kept talking about the "birdies on her shoes." ADORABLE.

See Kai Run has been oh-so-gracious enough to allow me to give away a pair of these puppies to one of my lucky readers. So please go their site, pick out the pair you want and the size, and leave it as a comment and I will pick a winner next week. Just so you know, the sizes included in this are the Smaller line, which is 0-18 months and the See Kai Run line, which is size 3 to 9.

Good luck to everyone--I can't wait to see who wins!

OhMyDogSupplies.com

If you have a dog, and especially if you spoil your fur-baby but don't like to spend a lot of money, you have to check out OhMyDogSupplies.com. Recently I have been thinking about buying my dog a dog bed because she is constantly sleeping on the couch and the hair and dirt is driving me crazy. Well, if you are looking for dog beds, OhMyDogSupplies.com is the place to go!

The prices are really reasonable, and the different designs and fabrics give you such a great selection. I love the dog couches, like this one:This one is made of microfiber and it looks like I would love to take a nap in it!

They have a dog bed for every size dog, and they have WAY more than you will find going to your local pet store like Petco or Petsmart. Plus, they have personalization so you can get your dog's initial embroidered on their bed, which I think is just adorable. I am definitely going to purchase a dog bed from OhMyDogSupplies.com. Especially because they offer FREE SHIPPING on all their dog beds!

They also have a great selection of other dog supplies, such as toys, clothes, crates, and grooming supplies. If you need help, they have "dog consultants" ready to help with anything you might need and you can chat live with them online.

Go check out OhMyDogSupplies.com to buy the perfect bed for your dog!

BlindSaver.com

Need blinds or shades for your home?

You definitely want to go to BlindSaver.com and check out their extensive selection of window blinds, window shades and vertical blinds. They have all the best brands, like Bali Blinds and Hunter Douglas blinds, and their prices can't be beat! They stand by their fantastic Price Match Plus guarantee and offer a staggering three year warranty. If that's not enough, there is ALWAYS free shipping on all orders, so you can't go wrong.

Right now they are having an extra special pre-holiday savings event. Use the coupon BONUS5 for an additional 5% off at checkout. Plus, their Hunter Douglas Duette Honeycomb shades, the #1 selling honeycomb shade, is now on sale! Get 10% off and a free upgrade to top-down/bottom-up on all Duettes for added light control.

Not sure what you want? No problem. Visit their web site and view all the styles and designs, including a full sampling of fabric and color swatches. Still having trouble deciding? Give them a call and talk to one of their friendly and knowledgable customer service representatives and they will give you all the assistance you need.

Visit BlindSaver.com and get the blinds or shades you need for your home today--for the best price around!

2ip Website Hosting Solution--Check it Out!

Are you looking to host your own website? Are you concerned about the cost? Then you need to check out 2ip Web Hosting Solution . For a ONE TIME fee of $25, you can host unlimited websites/domains--no monthly or annual charges EVER again! For this small one time payment, you get:

- 100 MB of disk space
- Unlimited websites/domains hosted under one account
- Unlimited transfer/bandwidth
- Unlimited FTP accounts
- Unlimited e-mail accounts with @mail

Need more than 100 MB? With 2ip, you can always purchase additional disk space for the one-time fee of $10 per additional 100 MB, or one time fee of $75 per additional 1,000 MB. You will own this disk space and won't be required to pay any subscription fees thereafter. Once you buy it, it's yours for life.

In addition to all the space, bandwidth and e-mail, you also get over 50 different website builders for free, including Wordpress, Moodle and Joomla. You will have everything to need to get your website up and running and functioning beautifully.

Go to 2ip's website and get all the details so you can start hosting your own website today!

Campus Teamwear

Yes, I admit it, I was a cheerleader. Back in the day there was nothing I enjoyed more than picking up a pair of pom poms, shouting my little heart out and building pyramids with my fellow cheerleaders. And I absolutely LOVED wearing my cheerleading uniform.

Well, back in my day the cheerleading uniforms were cute, but NOW, you wouldn't believe the styles and designs they have. Campus Teamwear is the place to get all the latest and cutest cheerleading apparel, along with gear, pom poms and cheerleading shoes. I couldn't believe how cool some of these new uniform styles are now. And now they can make custom warm-up suits, socks, hair accessories, and bags with your team colors and logos. How cool is that? I would have been in my glory back when I was cheerleading.

So for all those cheerleading moms and coaches out there, check out Campus Teamwear, because not only do they have the latest styles of cheerleading apparel, but they offer a low price guarantee. They will match any price of any competitor, and they throw in free shipping on orders over $100! So head on over to Campus Teamwear and start shopping for the cheerleader you love today!

Zennioptical.com

If you are looking for glasses, check out the awesome selection and totally UNBEATABLE prices at Zennioptical.com. Recently Zenni Optical was on FOX news because of their incredible collection of great eyeglasses for less. Their stylish frames start at $8.00 for a COMPLETE pair of prescription eyeglasses. Even these adorable variable dimension frames from Zenni are so low priced, you won't believe it!

How can you go wrong with a fantastic price and a great product? You can't! So go to Zenni Optical and pick out your next pair of great eyeglasses for less!

Promgirl.net

OK, who has a teenage daughter going to the prom this year? I still have a few years before my little one goes off to her prom, but for those of you who have high school age daughters, you know that the prom is all about ONE THING.

THE DRESS.

Yes, you know it. I remember shopping for my prom dress back over 10 years ago, and trying on one after the other until I finally found the perfect one. A young lady needs just the right fit, not just for her body but for her style and personality. So when the time comes for a dress, you want to go somewhere where you have the most variety of styles, colors and fabrics by all kinds of designers. That way she can choose the one that is just right for her.

Well, Promgirl.net has a HUGE selection of prom dresses for 2009 in all the styles, colors, cuts, and designers you want. From prom dresses by Jovani for 2009 to prom dresses by Clarisse, they will have just what your little princess is looking for. They also have shoes, accessories, shoes, and spanx to finish off that elegant look. At Promgirl.net you will even find makeup tips and workout suggestions for getting into shape for the night.

Are you looking for a homecoming or Quinceanera dress? Promgirl.net has those too. From long to short and everything in between, you will find one for the occasion. Ballgowns, cocktail dresses and even graduation dresses are also part of all they have to offer.

The incredible quality and details are what set apart the dresses at Promgirl.net. Whether she is looking for something bold, bright and beautiful or understated and classic, she will find it there. And if you are worried about the fit, don't sweat it; you can find all the information there that you need on measurements and fit. And if you are not satisfied or didn't get the right size, they will either exchange the dress or give you a refund. Also, most dresses are in stock all the time so your order will go out within 24 hours, which means it gets to you quick!

Take advantage of the fact that Promgirl.net is 100% online. They have no overhead, therefore, they can offer these beautiful designer dresses at incredible discount prices. And if you need any help at any time, you can call their toll free number or even chat with a salesperson live online.

This prom season, get your daughter the dress she wants and protect your pocketbook. Go check out Promgirl.net!

Let 'Er Rip!

Aesthetic Video Source has another great DVD for people looking to learn how to do spa treatments like hair removal. Advanced Brazilian Waxing Techniques is an informative recording of licensed aesthetician and instructor, Ashley Long, guiding the viewer through various brazilian waxing techniques, including designs and color. She goes through client preparation, positioning, supplies, minimizing discomfort, precautions, wax consistency, hygiene, and post-treatment skincare. For anyone interested in learning more about these creative waxing techniques, this DVD is perfect!

Advanced Brazilian Bikini Waxing (2 Hrs. 14 Mins.) can be ordered for $69.95 plus shipping, by calling 1-800-414-2434 or visiting www.VideoShelf.com.

Below you will find an excerpt from the DVD.


Pubic Hair Removal

Body Waxing | Bikini Waxing