Thursday, February 26, 2009

Way More Exciting Than the Oscars, Without Seth Rogen and James Franco

Hold on to your hats folks, because I am about to announcer the winners of the three giveaways I sponsored last week. Three lucky folks will be surfing away from my blog today as winners of a pair of shoes, a do-it-yourself photo book and a large, intimidating vibrator. Where else on the internet can you get that much diversity, really? Who knows what I will give away next week? Bongs? The Bumpit? A girl can only dream...

On to the winners.

(By the way, I used to choose the winners, but I don't know how to do that screenshot thingy and Jim used to tell me how to do that stuff, so I couldn't get you any proof that I did, indeed, go there and randomly choose a winner. So you're just gonna have to trust me. Having said that, all three winners just happen to be friends of mine, two actually in real life, so now I am really kicking myself that I didn't find out how to do the stupid screenshot. Fuck. Please don't hold an uprising and cry foul, OK? I swear on my dildo collection that these people won fair and square.)

OK, the winner of the See Kai Run Giveaway is...

Erica T.!

Erica is an old friend of mine from college and her daughter is just adorable! She chose the pair of Stella shoes from the See Kai Run line for her little girl and I know they are going to look just fabulous on her. Congratulations Erica!!

The winner of the Zoom Album Giveaway is...

My very own He Blogs, She Blogs partner in crime Captain Dumbass!

The Captain said that he would fill his album with pictures of his famous grilled cheese porn, inspired by me (don't ask, long story), so I am pretty stoked that he won. I am secretly hoping that he will then send me the book as a memento of our friendship, but that's just wishful thinking. Congrats my friend!

And finally, the winner of the Giveaway and the proud owner of a BRAND NEW, ahem, Double Bunny Rotating Vibe Vibrator is...

Mel from Mommydoodles!

Some of you may know that Mel designed my blog and did a kick-ass job, and she is also my friend in real life. We went to high school together, so she knew me before I was the famous (yeah right) mom blogger that I am today. She also just had a baby four months ago so I think she is properly deserving of this fine piece of equipment. Congrats Mel, and enjoy *wink *wink.

So that's all she wrote friends. Congratulations to all the winners and be sure to keep your eyes and ears peeled for more giveaways, cause like I said, you never know what could be next...

You just might find yourself the proud owner of this:

You know you want it.