Yes folks, the time has come for another EdenFantasys review and giveaway and I know that a lot of other bloggers are hopping on the dildo-train with some giveaways, but I am pretty sure that NONE of them are giving away this:
This, my friends, is the Remote Control Butterfly. And it is as interesting as it looks. This one was my husband's idea because he likes to torture me for his own amusement, but let's just say that it didn't take all that much convincing on my part. I don't know about all of you, but lately I have been feeling a little "bleh" in the bedroom, what with the extra weight hanging off my frame and working so much that at the end of the day my hand involuntarily goes for the mouse to change the channel on the television. I just haven't been feeling sexy or inspired to shake things up to push through it. This little gem was exactly what I needed.
So in case you have no idea what this thing is, I will tell you that it is a rubber butterfly that straps on like a thong and there is a vibrating "stimulator" that fits right over your "holy grail." The stimulator is controlled by a WIRELESS REMOTE CONTROL, so basically your partner can take the reigns and have full control over when and where (operable word being "where" here) you get the stimulation. So hubby, of course, was ready and raring to try it out as soon as we got it, telling me to put it on and meet him to go out to dinner. Yes, I said out to dinner.
It took a lot of me trusting him and giving up control to agree to this, a little wearily at first. But as soon as I realized that it didn't make any noise, was NOT visible under my clothes and that the vibration wasn't so powerful that I would end up in a When Harry Met Sally Moment in the middle of Joe's Bar and Grill, I let go and went with it. And it was fun. It was exciting to have our own little secret and not knowing when he was going to hit the button made me hot with anticipation all evening. The one thing I made him promise was that he didn't do it while I was ordering my food. And he was nice enough to comply.
So all in all, I give this item four out of five stars. It was comfortable to wear and the vibration intensity was just right. However, the one thing I wasn't crazy about was that there was only one setting and it wasn't constant vibration. It came on and off in spurts, I guess you could say. But it was still a big turn-on and it spiced up our night, making us both sufficiently warmed up by the time we got home. RAWR!
So you know the name of the game--leave me a comment, telling me how you would take advantage of this item's, ahem, portability and discreetness. Get creative, I want to hear lots of great ideas! For your comment you will get one entry in the drawing to win the Remote Control Butterfly. If you Facebook or Tweet the giveaway, you will earn yet ANOTHER entry, and write about it on your blog and I will give you TWO more entries. So for those of you in desperate need of some spicing up in the bedroom, give me some linky love and your chances will be DOUBLED. Just make sure you e-mail me and let me know what you did for extra entries! Oh yeah, you can also go visit the EdenFantasys.com web site, your premier source for the best sex toys around, choose something else you would like me to review and giveaway and send me an e-mail telling me what it is. That will ALSO earn you another entry. Am I generous or WHAT?
The contest will close Sunday at midnight on April 5th and I will choose the winner Monday morning. Good luck everyone. I can't wait to hear what y'all have to say about this one...